Total Medals Earned: 682 (From 173 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,805 Points
Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill Zomboss.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/490 points)
Hit the sand.
Get promoted from private.
Get promoted from private first class.
Get promoted from corporal
Get promoted from sergeant.
Finish and kill more allies than enemies.
Finish with 100 kills - enemies and allies.
Finish and collect 100 dogtags.
Finish the game without firing your gun.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/215 points)
Please change it back!
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/90 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Game completed
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Play Billy's Barricade
Survive first day
Get over 190 points on one stack
Survive second day
Win Billy's Barricade
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/80 points)
Complete the first wave.
Kill your first enemy.
Survive 5 Waves
Reach maximum health level.
Use the SuperShield special attack for the first time.
Use a special wind attack for the first time.
Reach maximum power/special attacks level.
Survive 15 waves
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
